Magento Sucks

Some might think that I want some attention, or have become a grumpy old man. Considering my birthday is tomorrow, turning 36 might be as close to a grumpy old man as I can get.

I want to make some things clear. I have nothing against people using these awesome tools coming out every six months, only to be used for a short period of time. I just want to share my experiences in the 12+ years I’ve been developing. Also considering the fact that I’ve been programming since the age of 11, self taught in basic, I think I understand a few things about writing code.

For the same reason that Apple became the number one company in the world, I like simplicity. Even when it comes to programming. Just because I’m a programmer doesn’t mean that I have to be some rocket scientist that only a few can understand.

Good programmers can write complex code that intertwines on itself in amazing loops and conditionals that will make even the smartest of people look at the code like a dog looks at someone whistling. Great programmers will write code that programmers at any level will easily understand.

This reminds me of the time I picked up Magento. What a convoluted piece of crap! I’m not talking about the basic use of pulling it out of the box and creating a template, but I’m talking about trying to revert from Enterprise back to the Community edition. I mean, holy crap! My head spun around for over 3 months trying to duplicate all of the functionality that already existed in Enterprise. Don’t ask me why business wanted to do that. They’re the ones that think they understand the product and sell it like that to their clients.

I vowed to never touch Magento ever again. Unless, someone needs a simple out of the box solution with a pre-purchased tempalte, there are other programs out there that can do everything much simpler. Presta-shop, wordpress, even weebly has introduced an ecommerce solution for moms and pops.

I like the idea behind Magento and its flexibility, but there’s no way you can build something so flexible to allow for everything you ever wanted. There are workarounds around it, and even then, you still have to revert back to simple PHP in many cases. If it was so flexible that you could do anything, well, then, you’d have PHP. So, why the need of a framework?

From my understanding, Magento was built in two weeks by an offshore Russian or Ukranian who worked nights and weekends to get this magestic piece of crap out to the market… And boy, was it buggy… Many revisions later, it’s still a monster that no normal developer wants to touch. For those that do, best of luck to you. You’re obviously MUCH more intelligent than someone like me.

At one point, the company that I worked for even had a project where the only reason to use Magento was to store user information. Everything was ignored, even the templating system. Everything was bootstrapped to render out custom template files outside of the working template folders. Talk about spreading butter with a chainsaw.

Basically, I’m never happy working in an environment where we start out with a framework, and in months we’re using custom code to run everything. Why not start fresh? Tabula Rasa! Clean slate. So much more control over what you do, and so much you can customize from the beginning.

So much abstraction in the programming world. I left the world of Physics because I wanted less abstraction and more reality based practical involvement and construction. Abstract thinking is just that. Abstract. It has its place in the world of physics and math. Engineering just doesn’t function on abstract ideas. You have to be precise and realistic, otherwise your building collapses.

I guess some programmers just like to be challenged for the sake of being challenged. Not this guy. I like keeping my brain functioning beyond the age of 50.

Let’s keep it real, folks!